The First Big Fight!

It was their first quarrel. Mulla Nasruddin was coming off worst until he brought his bride's family into the argument. "Your father is an old drunkard," he stated with venom. "Your mother is a nagger, and your brother is an idle layabout." "Can't you say one decent thing about my family?" she asked, sarcastically. "YES, JUST ONE," replied Nasruddin. "THEY WERE ALL OPPOSED TO OUR MARRIAGE."