Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Clean SMS

Doctor: Your liver is packing up. It's probably drinks.
Santa: Really Doctor?
Doctor: It seems to be . Are you a steady drinker?
Santa: No Doctor, my hands shake too much!
2014 Indian General Election Results:
Now the parents would be in a dilemma whether to send their kids to a tea-vendor to make them Modi; or send them to an IIT to make them Kejriwal!

Rajinikanth Sir,
You're really great. You hugged a 'Chaiwala' and now he's our PM!

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