Sunday, April 13, 2014

Actual Witness!

When the father discovered that his teen-age daughter had made love with her boyfriend at a wild party, he insisted on having the young man arrested for statutory rape, and the case was promptly brought to trial.

The first witness was another teenager who had attended the festivities.

"If you actually witnessed the act," the prosecutor demanded, "why didn't you try to stop the defendant?"

"Well," the testifier admitted," at the time, it was impossible to tell which of the two would be the defendant."

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