Clean SMS

Friends should be like two zeroes. When you try to add them, they are the same; When you subtract them, they're again the same; And when you try to divide them, it's just impossible!

Preeto: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?

Dear Weather, I am not really worried about wearing Sweater or T-shirt, my concern is whether to buy Rum or Beer. So please clear this confusion by sticking either to cold or hot!