Clean SMS

Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible. Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity! Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!

When someone touches you and you don't feel anything, it's indifference; When someone touches you and you feel it, it's love; When no one touches you but you still feel it, it's... . . . . . . Itching! It's summer time, please take bath at least once daily!