Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Clean SMS


Pappu: There are an awful lot of girls who don't want to get married.
Bunty: How do you know?
Pappu: I've asked them!

Boy: You look like a smart girl; let's get married.
Girl: Nothing doing, I'm just as smart as I look!

In making out their income tax return, some people are like Sunny Leone and Poonam Pandey, they take off as much as the law allows.
Happy 31st March Closing!

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