Thursday, February 27, 2014

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS

SCHOOL : 
A place where Parents pay and children play 

LIFE INSURANCE : 
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 

NURSE : 
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 

MARRIAGE : 
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman 
gains her masters.. 

TEAR : 
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower. 

CONFERENCE : 
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

FATHER : 
A banker provided by nature 

CRIMINAL : 
A person no different from the rest 
….except that he/she got caught 

BOSS : 
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! 

POLITICIAN : 
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter 

DOCTOR : 
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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