Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Comedy Husband-Wife

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? 
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ? 
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? 
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? 
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. 
Husband: Who did all this ? 
Wife: Our neighbour. 
But he gave me 2 options..... 
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. 
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. 
Wife: What do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!

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