Spec Ops The Line Game

Spec Ops The Line Game

File Size:6.7 GB

System Requirements!

• Windows Xp,7,Vista,8
• Ram: 2 GB
• Video Memory: 256 MB
• CPU: Intel Core 2 Due @ 2.0 GHz
• Hard Space: 6 GB Free

Quotes

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of travelling.

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

No man can be a good teacher unless he has feelings of warm affection toward his pupils and a genuine desire to impart to them what he believes to be of value.

Height of Work Pressure

Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.

Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.

Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"

I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize that I am at home.

Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye... in case of any issues will call you back"

Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !

Once I went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. Pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg? I replied 256mb. Thank god he didn't notice.

And I, after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen.

So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance.


Lastly.....
Height Of Work Pressure:

An employee opens his tiffin box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office, or coming back from office.

Quotes

The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it.

Society cannot exist unless a controlling power upon will and appetite be placed somewhere, and the less of it there is within, the more there must be without.

Trivia

If you search for "askew" in Google, the window and search results will tilt slightly to the right.

Studies show that people who spend more time on the Internet are more likely to develop social problems and self-esteem issues.

Educated Vs Uneducated

A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"

"Ya," replied the man.

Not understanding what the word meant he asked another who likewise replied, "Ya."

So did the third and the fourth man. Then he approached Santa and asked the same question.

He replied, "Yes sir, it does."

The visitor further asked, "What does 'Ya' mean? Why did you reply '"Yes sir'?"

"Sir Ji, an educated person always says 'Yes Sir'. Only the uneducated say 'Ya'," replied Santa.

"Are you an educated person?" "Ya."

Quotes

Continuous effort! not strength or intelligence, is the key to unlocking your potential.

You'll be a poorer person all your life if you don't know some of the great stories and great poems.

What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.

Marriage Vows!

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated. A couple of months later, Myrtle also died.

Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.

She ran towards him, calling his name, "Joe. Darling, Joe"

Joe said, "Hold your horses woman, and don't give me that 'darling' shit. The deal was very clear: 'Until death do us part'."

Just Grow Old With Me..

Don’t promise me anything…
just grow old with me… 
I want us to admire each other’s wrinkles and laugh lines. 
When we are old I want to sit next to you and read all the stories and love poems from my teenage diary. 
I want to read the morning newspaper for you when you misplace your reading glasses.
I want you to paint my toes nails and make my hair when my hands are shaky. 
I want to see us helping each other wear our socks and trousers when we are unable to bend because of arthritis. 
I want us to look after each other when we are over the hill in our lives. 
I want you in all the summers and winters of my life. 
I want to spend my life just living each day with you by my side. 
I love you that much Hunny.
I want our souls to remain braided together with the threads of eternal love …

Quotes

Happiness is not something for the future. It is something you design for the present.

Stress is caused by being 'here' but wanting to be 'there'.

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

How was the word WIFE invented?

How was the word WIFE invented?
They took the first two and the last two letters of WILDLIFE and got WIFE!

The Secret Airbase

United State Air Force has a high security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" One afternoon, a Cessna landed at this "secret" base. The aircraft was immediately impounded and the pilot was interrogated. The pilot's story was that - he took off from Vegas, got lost & spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot & held him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost & wasn't a spy. They are fueled his airplane, threatened him that if he lands again he would spend the rest of his life in prison, and let him go. The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force personnel, the same Cessna landed there again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane... only this time there were two people in the plane. The same pilot jumped out & said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

Quotes

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.

The price of excellence is discipline. The cost of mediocrity is disappointment.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something.

Don't Mess with Kids

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty , but a horse produces clumps . Why do you suppose that is?"  The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death, when you don't know shit ?" And then she went back to reading her book.

Quotes

When two people are really happy about one another, one can generally assume that they are mistaken.

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too.

Without love we are no more than an empty canvas.

A Dog and a Husband!

Put your wife in a room and lock it.
Put your dog in another room and lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and see who is 'Happy' to see you, and who will 'BITE' you !

(You are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals who are now divorced and living happily with their dog)

Don't laugh loud... the extended version says...

Put your husband in a room and lock it.
Put your dog in another room and lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours and you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before.

7 Biggest Exercise Mistakes That All Women Must Know

It is true that all women want to be in the best of their shape, and they put a lot of efforts in an attempt to attain it. Women do not really mind spending hours in doing various exercises such as, jogging, running on the treadmill, and what not. But, how many of you know that there are some mistakes that can hamper the progress of your workout sessions? Perhaps a very few of you. Well, it is very important for you to get your basics right when it comes to exercising. Wrong method will do more harm than good. And not only exercise, even the clothes, which you wear for exercise, should be right for proper workout.

Well, for all those lovely ladies who are hitting the floor every day for a workout session, here are some possible mistakes you might be making while exercising:

1. Wearing cotton

Cotton is undoubtedly very comfortable, but wearing your favourite cotton T-shirt while working out is not a very good option. This is because, cotton does not dry up easily once it absorbs sweat. As a result, it can cause irritation when rubbed continuously against your skin. Also, when you cool down, a damp cotton T-shirt can give you chills. So, better leave your cotton T-shirts at home, and wear only the ones made of moisture wicking fabrics.

2. Not wearing sports bra

You should never think of doing any exercise without wearing a sports bra. Breasts are made of mammary glands and fatty tissues, and working out without wearing an appropriate sports bra can lead to serious breast damage. It puts undue strain on the breast tissue, leading to pain and even premature sagging. Therefore, always wear a comfortable and right fit sports bra for exercise.

3. Wearing inappropriate tank tops

Tank tops are a perfect choice for exercise. They are comfortable and well-fitted. But, things can go wrong with a misfit tank top, especially when you have to bend for some exercise. So, while buying a tank top, do check its fitting properly from all the angles, so as to avoid an embarrassing moment during the training session.

4. Running at the same pace

Another big mistake which many women tend to make is that they stick to the same pace while running on the treadmill. Well, doing so for a long time will bear no result. Therefore, it is suggested to speed up a little in between. Switch to high-intensity mode for few minutes, and then go back to your regular pace. This way, your body’s ability to burn fat and build lean muscles will improve.

5. No weight training

 
Many women refrain from lifting weights because of the fear of bulking up and losing their feminine look. However, you need to understand that since women’s body does not produce testosterone (which is responsible mainly for increasing muscle mass), lifting some weights would not make you look bulky. So, it is the time to throw this misconception out of the window. In fact, the truth is that weight lifting will help you burn calories much faster than cardio. It is even beneficial for the health of your bones. So, when you hit the gym next time, don’t be afraid of picking up that set of dumbbells.

6. Not warming up

Stretching and warming up are as important as exercising. Although, these are not the adrenaline pumping parts of your workout, but they prevent injuries, and make your muscles longer and leaner. So, always warm up and stretch out before you start with your regular exercise routine. Doing it for about five minutes will also increase your capability of exercising rigorously.

7. Working out empty stomach

Many women think that working out on empty stomach will get them into shape faster. But that is a fallacy. Performing without any source of energy can be dangerous to your health. So, eat some fruits or a healthy snack, an hour before you start the exercise. Always keep water handy, and drink it before, in between, and after your workout, to keep yourself hydrated and to flush out toxins. 

Being in best shape is every woman’s dream. While working hard for this dream is good, but working without any knowledge can certainly be bad. Now as you know what all mistakes you could be making while going through rigorous training, just avoid them to get a perfect body in the safest way.

10 Places in Andaman and Nicobar Islands That You Must Visit on Your Honeymoon

Andaman and Nicobar is a great place for the couples to spend time on the most romantic getaway of their life, i.e., the honeymoon. Blessed with lush greenery, immaculate beaches, and unusual marine life, it has everything needed to enjoy a blissful vacation with your spouse. And if you do your homework right, knowing about the places to visit beforehand, will let you have the best time of your life without spending a fortune.

Here are some of the places that you must include in your itinerary when visiting these beautiful islands:

1. Neil Island

Located around 40 kms to the south of the Andaman Islands, Neil Island is one of the hottest tourist spots of this place. The beautiful island is rich in biodiversity with enchanting tropical forests, sparkling sandy beaches, and unexplored coral reef. Travel to this dreamland using the boat service available from Port Blair, and soak in the serenity of this place. Indulge in water sports like scuba diving and snorkeling at the Laxmanpur, Sitapur and Bharatpur beaches.

2. Campbell Bay

Located in the island of Great Nicobar, Campbell Bay is yet another place to get romantic in the most natural setting. It can be reached by helicopter from Port Blair. However, using the sea route is more economical. The main attraction here is the Campbell Bay National Park. It has lush greenery with tropical evergreen forest having orchids and tree ferns. The animal attractions include crab-eating macaque, megapode, giant robber crab, and Nicobar pigeon.

3. Little Andaman Island

Another mesmerising island in the Andamans is the little Andaman Island. Couples can indulge in elephant safari, go for an exciting trek, or enjoy water surfing and boating. There are two gurgling waterfalls here, i.e., the White Surf Waterfall, and the Whisper Wave Waterfall, that every couple must enjoy. You can also enjoy soaking up the sun with your partner, at the serene and beautiful Butler Bay or Harminder Bay.

4. Cinque Island

Cinque Island is a mesmerising place with its unusual coral and marine life. Divided in north and south Cinque, this striking island is connected with the sand bar. Honeymoon couples can either visit the beautiful coral gardens here, or merely relax and unwind on the powdery sandy beach. There is no human habitation here, which makes it a perfect destination for those looking for some moments of privacy in the surroundings of nature.

5. Barren Island

Barren Island boasts of having the only confirmed active volcano in South Asia. The island has to be visited by chartering seaplanes or boats with prior permission from the Forest Department. As the name suggests, the place is not inhabited by humans. However, you can find goats, bats, birds and a few species of rats.

6. Diglipur

Diglipur is a must visit for anyone holidaying in the Andaman. Enroll for an exciting trek to the Saddle Peak- the highest point of the archipelago, walk through the evergreen forest, or unwind on Lamiya Bay or Ram Nagar Beach. Other places to visit are the Alfred Caves, and the Ross and Smith Island.

#7. Mayabunder

Known for its panoramic vistas, mangroves creeks, and mesmerising beaches, Mayabunder is on the top of the list of all honeymooners visiting Andaman. Have special time with your sweetheart at the Karmatang beach, a picturesque place with sparkling clean water, soft sand, and peaceful ambience.

#8. Rangat

Breathe in the unpolluted, fresh air at Rangat, and fill your heart with romance at its beautiful beaches. The main attractions- Amkunj Beach and Curtbert Bay beach, will win your heart with their powdery sands and placid waters.

9. Baratang Island

The couples love to explore unique limestone caves at the Baratang Island. This place is also famous for its enchanting mud-volcanos, mangrove creeks, and serene beaches. Do visit the nearby Parrot Island at sunset, where hordes of parrots flock together giving the couple a memorable experience for a lifetime. 

10. Long island

Long island is perfect for a romantic getaway, especially on its exquisite beach at Lalaji Bay. Spend the most romantic time with your spouse in the unpolluted surroundings of this island. You can go for dolphin spotting in the beach or trekking in the dense forest. The island is well connected by Port Blair though boats. 

Now, you are aware of the fact that the Andaman Islands are blessed with the natural beauty in abundance. So, make sure you spend the most memorable time of your life with your partner, at one of the hottest honeymoon destinations of the country, i.e., the Andaman Islands.