Objective Type Love Letter

A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear......,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options... a) 10 marks, b) 5 marks and c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really... am I doing it

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling.
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes.
(c) you are attracted by my smile.

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hid it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply...,
With Love....


Girl's Reply
Girl's Reply letter was also in Q/A format...
Hey....,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and sees anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside.... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love. Hope everything is clear to you.

Quotes

One can acquire everything in solitude except character.

If black men have no rights in the eyes of the white men, of course the whites can have none in the eyes of the blacks.

A true friend will risk being mistaken for an enemy.

Trivia

The actor who played Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music' film hated the movie so much that he was actually drunk in some scenes.

Sobremesa: (n.) The time spent around the table after lunch and dinner, talking to the people you shared meal with, time to digest and savor both food and friendship!

Finding Jesus

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher... I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Tortoise vs. Hare !!!

Quotes

The smile you give is the smile you get back.

Never save the best for later. You don't know what tomorrow holds.

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

Trivia

Backpfeifengesicht (n.) a person who needs to be slapped, lit, a face that needs a fist in it.

An adult male polar bear weighs between 775 and 1200 pounds (351 to 544 Kilograms).

When He Hugs You.

Sometimes words have nothing to do with feelings… 
we don’t always need words to express true love… 
all what we feel can be transferred as our eyes speak or as we hold hands…
and when he hugs you, you feel so comfortable that you never want to let go… 
you forget your every pain and every heartbreak… 
and when he kisses you, 
he not only touches you physically but also he touches your soul with his true love….. 
more than any words could ever do…

The Dark Candle

A man had a little daughter, an only and much beloved child. He lived only for her, she was his life. So when she became ill and her illness resisted the efforts of the best obtainable physicians, he became like a man possessed, moving heaven and earth to bring about her restoration to health.

His best efforts proved fruitless, however, and the child died. The father was totally irreconcilable. He became a bitter recluse, shutting himself away from his many friends, refusing every activity that might restore his poise and bring him back to his normal self.

Then one night he had a dream. He was in heaven and witnessing a grand pageant of all the little child angels. They were marching in an apparently endless line past the Great White Throne. Every white-robed, angelic tot carried a candle. He noticed, however, that one child’s candle was not lit. Then he saw that the child with the dark candle was his own little girl. Rushing towards her, while the pageant faltered, he seized her in his arms, caressed her tenderly, and asked, “How is that your candle is the only one not lit?” “Father, they often relight it, but your tears always put it out again,” she said.

Just then he awoke from from his dream. The lesson was crystal clear, and it’s effects were immediate. From that hour on he was no longer a recluse, but mingled freely and cheerfully with his former friends and associates. No longer would his little darling’s candle be extinguished by his useless tears.

You Are Never Too Old…

Don’t give up on your passions just because you are growing old. 
Age is just a number. 
It’s in your heart that you should feel young. 
You are never too old to catch butterflies in your garden or collect shells from a beach. 
You are never too old to read fairy tales or wish upon a shooting star. 
You are never too old to fall in love and you never too old to find a soul mate. 
There is a time destined for everything to happen and everything will happen when and how it has to happen. 
So make sure that you are young at heart when the magic unfolds for you. Till then celebrate life and live each day beautifully… 
Live and cherish each day of your life with a young and passionate heart…