Actress Vandhitha Spicy Photos in White Dress

Quotes

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.

People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example than by the example of our power.

Trivia

Onionchalasia
(n.) buying or shopping as a method of stress relief or relaxation.

Tips

Pay close attention to people who don't clap when you win!

Love Tip: It is advisable to over react whenever your partner is in trouble; Because it is an opportunity to express your love and solitude to him!

A FUNNY ANALYSIS.......

If you follow the right woman you become Robert Vadra, 
If you follow the wrong woman you become Vijay Mallya, 
If you follow many women you remain Salman Khan (bachelor), 
If you don’t follow women you become Narendra Modi, 
Beware do not follow women blindly.. else you become Manmohan Singh, 
If you keep thinking who to follow.. sorry.. 
You will remain a kid like Rahul Gandhi.

Objective Type Love Letter

A young teenage college guy send a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.
My Dear......,
Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options... a) 10 marks, b) 5 marks and c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really... am I doing it

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling.
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes.
(c) you are attracted by my smile.

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song

4) When you were showing your child photo, when I asked for it, you hid it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 AM because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it. If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not. Eagerly awaiting your reply...,
With Love....


Girl's Reply
Girl's Reply letter was also in Q/A format...
Hey....,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes
(b) No

2) If a girls laughs and sees anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes
(b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo. You poked your nose inside.... right ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes
(b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a) Yes
(b) No

7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes
(b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes
(b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love. Hope everything is clear to you.

Quotes

One can acquire everything in solitude except character.

If black men have no rights in the eyes of the white men, of course the whites can have none in the eyes of the blacks.

A true friend will risk being mistaken for an enemy.

Trivia

The actor who played Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music' film hated the movie so much that he was actually drunk in some scenes.

Sobremesa: (n.) The time spent around the table after lunch and dinner, talking to the people you shared meal with, time to digest and savor both food and friendship!

Finding Jesus

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.

The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher... I sure am."

The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My Good man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Tortoise vs. Hare !!!

Quotes

The smile you give is the smile you get back.

Never save the best for later. You don't know what tomorrow holds.

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.