Thursday, May 29, 2014
Quotes
I ain't the the drama queen anymore. Arvind Kejriwal takes the cake.
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The goal of my life is to score goals with my tongue in your lips.
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Make no small plans for they have no power to stir the soul.
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Trivia
Uruguay (1930), Italy (1934), England (1966), West Germany (1974), Argentina (1978) and France (1998) are the countries to win the FIFA World Cup Finals as host countries!
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The last time any South American country hosted the FIFA World Cup was Argentina in 1978 and it won the World Cup Finals defeating Netherlands 3-1 in extra time.
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A dragonfly has a lifespan of about 24 hours.
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Loyalty Tests
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Test 1
Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for her husband...
Hubby: Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife: Which people???
Total silence...
Test 2
A couple sees a hot girl.
Wife: So big, aren't they?
Husband: Yes, they are!!!
Wife: Are they Artificial?
Husband: Hmmmm.... I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings and Natural ???
Total Silence...
And the best one... Test 3:
Men will always be Men: Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: "HARI OM" and rest of them said: "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!"
Test 1
Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for her husband...
Hubby: Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife: Which people???
Total silence...
Test 2
A couple sees a hot girl.
Wife: So big, aren't they?
Husband: Yes, they are!!!
Wife: Are they Artificial?
Husband: Hmmmm.... I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings and Natural ???
Total Silence...
And the best one... Test 3:
Men will always be Men: Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on.
Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said: "HARI OM" and rest of them said: "KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!"
KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS - Move the Insertion Point
Press
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To
move
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LEFT ARROW
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One character to the left
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RIGHT ARROW
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One character to the right
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CTRL+LEFT ARROW
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One word to the left
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CTRL+RIGHT ARROW
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One word to the right
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CTRL+UP ARROW
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One paragraph up
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CTRL+DOWN ARROW
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One paragraph down
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SHIFT+TAB
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One cell to the left (in a table)
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TAB
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One cell to the right (in a table)
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UP ARROW
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Up one line
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DOWN ARROW
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Down one line
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END
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To the end of a line
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HOME
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To the beginning of a line
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ALT+CTRL+PAGE UP
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To the top of the window
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ALT+CTRL+PAGE DOWN
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To the end of the window
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PAGE UP
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Up one screen (scrolling)
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PAGE DOWN
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Down one screen (scrolling)
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CTRL+PAGE DOWN
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To the top of the next page
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CTRL+PAGE UP
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To the top of the previous page
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CTRL+END
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To the end of a document
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CTRL+HOME
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To the beginning of a document
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SHIFT+F5
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To a previous revision
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SHIFT+F5
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To the location of the insertion point
when the document was last closed
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KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS - Extend a Selection
Press
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To
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F8
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Turn extend mode on
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F8, and then press LEFT ARROW or RIGHT
ARROW
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Select the nearest character
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F8 (press once to select a word, twice to
select a sentence, and so forth)
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Increase the size of a selection
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SHIFT+F8
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Reduce the size of a selection
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ESC
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Turn extend mode off
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KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS - Select Text and Graphics in a Table
Press
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To
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TAB
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Select the next cell's contents
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SHIFT+TAB
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Select the preceding cell's contents
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Hold down SHIFT and press an arrow key
repeatedly
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Extend a selection to adjacent cells
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Click in the column's top or bottom cell.
Hold down SHIFT and press the UP ARROW or DOWN ARROW key repeatedly
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Select a column
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CTRL+SHIFT+F8, and then use the arrow
keys; press ESC to cancel selection mode
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Extend a selection (or block)
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SHIFT+F8
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Reduce the selection size
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ALT+5 on the numeric keypad (with NUM
LOCK off)
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Select an entire table
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